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[ Beatrice stands in the golden land - awaiting whatever guests may greet her. The place is one with what looked to be hundreds of golden roses - butterflies fluttering to and from each rose. It's a place full of magic - one where anyone can have whatever they wish to have. They only have to believe.

She twists her pipe around her fingers, grinning widely as she stands before a table - snacks and tea appearing from seemingly out of no where ]

Well, weeeelll? Will you join me for a tea party? .... You won't refuse, right? As a guest, it would be rather rude to reject your hosts courteous offer! [ She cackles, shattering whatever refined nature had shown before doing so. ]

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[A red haired young man sits across the table, grinning at her. His opponent, his tormentor, the one who killed his family. He's gotten the upper hand before, but he won't always be so lucky.]

I don't know, Beato. I've refused you before. Guess that I'm just not that good of a guest, now am I?

[And the white pawn is moved forward a space. The game has begun anew.]

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You, Ushiromiya Battler, define the very term 'rude', do you not?

[ She pauses for a moment, studying his move before moving her own pawn forward. ]

... A predictable move like always, I see.

[Zeheart is lost, in more ways than one. He doesn't know where he is, and he doesn't know where he's supposed to be now. He doesn't know who the lady before him is, and he doesn't know how she violated the law of conservation of mass.

But he does know that keeping silent and obeying will accomplish nothing.]

Before I agree to anything, I would like to know what is going on here. I believe any guest would be entitled to as much.

That's funny. If I'm so rude, then why do you keep me around so much? It can't be just because you want me to acknowledge you.

[His first move was a simple one, yes. A setup for a larger plan. He moves his queen side knight forward, getting it out so that it can start working.]

I don't know. I've been learning a lot from our other games.

You have been invited to the Golden Land. ... That is all. Nothing more, nothing less. And for that, you are quite fortunate. After all, it is rare that a guest is invited to this place.

[ She grins ]

... Are you wary? Do not worry, I do not intend to cause harm to those who do not disrespect me, fufufufufufu.

[The woman who has found her way there blends in well enough-golden dress, blonde hair, and for a moment she wonders how deeply the Party's messages have fallen into her dreams. She shakes her head a little to clear it and takes a breath, bearing herself with all the dignity she can.]

And who is my very kind host, may I ask? It'd be even ruder to attend a tea party when you don't even know who you should thank for it.

Do you think otherwise, Battler? ... I will not deny that I find your company entertaining, however - we are sworn to be eternal rivals. I believe those were your words. ] cacklecacklecackle ]

[ She looks up for the board ]

If that is the case, than shall I look forward to you surprising me in this game of ours?

It's just human nature. And that's all you are, a human. [He grins more at that, then gets a serious expression on his face, putting his hands on the table.

A nod towards the pieces on the board.]

I will never give up. If I don't surprise you with this game, then I will the next. If I don't surprise you on that one, then I will on the next. I will keep going until I've defeated you, Beatrice.

[He points to her chest.]

And I'll eventually feed those cow tits of yours to you, once I've finally won. No more magic, no more witches, and no more golden land.

... I suppose, I suppose. [ She grins ] Be grateful! For you speak to the ruler of this land. I am Beatrice, the Golden Witch. I do not invite many strangers to this land, however, the fact that you are here is praiseworthy. ... Only those who believe in magic are allowed to step foot in here.

[ with an Exception. but we don't talk about Him. ]

.... Fu! How typical. Even after coming here - a paradise full of magic, you still say thaaat?

[ She stares at his next statement before laughing loudly again ]

Bold words! However, mere words mean nothing unless you can prove yourself, right~? So come, surprise me! ... Though, I shall fight as I always have. When I seize my victory again, I shall make you kiss the tips of my shoes once more, okay? Look forward to it.

[ With that, she makes her next move ]

... So? Can you deny this place where you sit at right now?

Feh. You call it magic. I have other theories.

[He will make a move on the chessboard. It's not the move of an amateur. He is actually showing some skill.]

Yes, I deny this place. [He makes a sweeping gesture.] I mean it's perfectly possible that this is just a hallucination caused by some sort of mental derangement, psychedelic drug, or strange poison that was slipped into someone's food, couldn't it?

[A witch? Such a thing was fantasy, a story for children and daydreaming adults. But then again, so were living golden roses, and she could see so many of them that if it was a lie, it was a pleasant one.

Hm. Ada never was too cautious anyway. Why not say yes? She puts on a smile.]

It's good to meet you, Lady Beatrice. [For a ruler automatically got the lord or lady title.] Rest assured that I am grateful, if somewhat confused as to how I arrived in the first place.

I am a warrior, and the only warrior who isn't wary is the dead warrior.

[Which Zeheart might very well be. But old habits die hard.]

And what is the Golden Land? I've never heard of such a place before.

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